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sanik speed

Person 1#: Damn, he has that sanik speed!
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Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
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Gary Speed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
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Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.
Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes made Sonic really cool in SA2.
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Speed of Light

Light travels at approximately 3x10^8 m/s in a vacuum as it has a mass of 0.
However, in recent years scientists have discovered that Jake Gibson is the only entity capable of surpassing such speed. Therefore, the speed of light is equal to approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second.
The speed of light is approximately 0.0000001 Gibsons per second
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