Noah

Awesome.

‘Hey look, it’s Noah!’

‘Yeah, he’s so awesome

by squidddy May 16, 2025

Noah

Retarded

Person 1: That is so Noah
*Talking about a retarded sloth*

by Gangbang76 June 1, 2025

Noah

a fucking fatass who has short balding black hair and the tiniest dick to exist.

1. “DUDE LOOK ITS NOAH“
2. “BRO HES SO FAT“

by AFUCKINGTACO June 22, 2025

Noah

Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.

Wow, I never knew I could be loved this much by Noah

by imtheluckiestpersontoexist July 6, 2025

Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.

Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*

by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025

Noah

Great guy but also acts like a prostitute (isn't really)

Man your acting like a real Noah

by Snugz47 October 30, 2025

Noah

Noah is the boy who you adore with your whole heart. He’s smart, kind, and especially attractive. He may be a little weird, but his weird side will always be your favorite. Once Noah walks into your life, you’ll struggle to get him off your mind. He’s popular but he doesn’t know it. He’s attractive but he doesn’t see that side of him. Noah is the boy you someday, will fall in love with.

(for u konezy <3)

I love Noah, he’s so handsome

by dani-the-lover-girl<3 November 4, 2025