girlfriend

A homie you can kiss.

I luv my girlfriend

by TLOL16 January 8, 2022

Girlfriend

has to show their face, because it's the law.

My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.

by thelovedoctor69420 October 15, 2020

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Chat girlfriend

James

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly

by Loganw08 August 19, 2021

Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself

By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)

by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025

Girlfriend

A girl I'll never meet

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude

by Sad Sac November 15, 2020

Girlfriender

a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to

James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022