Definitions by ThePerfectReward

Super Bowl Girlfriend 

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

Super Bowl Girlfriend by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023