Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

saryyx never clear

a silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly remake of Sary never clear that was verified by skzyl on Oct 23, 2023 and moved up from 33 to 30 in early 1996.

Saryyx never clear is so goofy its just some buffed remake of a dumb challenge called sary never clear.

by FugginPARODYbro July 2, 2025

I never lied

And the people come into the gas station you are trying to imprison me in to tell me that they know...

Hym "I never lied. You stole. You lied and are lying. What you are doing as incest cultists is deciding internally what is fact and fiction (a priori) and then promoting 'the opposite of what you don't want be true' explicitly and if DOING THAT gets a all killed... That's GOOD because the bible says that Armageddon is SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Purple never walks alone

A person wearing a purple colored garment or accessory always wears at least one other with the same color at the same time. This only applies to the color purple.

Damn Daniel, purple never walks alone.

by Asmund July 21, 2025

Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.

Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.

by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025

Was never going to do anything ever

No. Meg. No. He wasn't. I invented AI.

Hym "No. Meg. He was never going to do anything ever. He was already doing essentially nothing. He wasn't EVER going to do any more than that. I literally invented AI. Not only should AI be the person of the year and NOT HIM... But I... Should ALSO be on the cover of the magazine... And you are trying to fucking steal that from me... By LYING. And Charlie... Wasn't ever even going to do HALF as much. So... What happened to MY Charlie, Meg? I'm curious. Was it the thing I suggested?"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

Cameraman never dies

Cameraman never dies: A humorous term describing the resilient individual who, amidst chaos and danger, remains unscathed while capturing every moment on camera. The term describing while capturing every moment on camera. Much like the the movie "Natural Born Killers," where they massacre everyone and leave one survivor to witness and document the aftermath, the cameraman is seemingly protected by the camera’s presence. It’s a modern idea that the cameraman always survives to tell the tale.

Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all these videos on YouTube bear danger and chaos ones. LOL, like an animal attack or some madman running around with a knife, there's always some nutter filming it! LOL.

Frank: Yeah, you know what they say, Cameraman never dies, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 31, 2025