If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

by A limelight ofc December 19, 2020

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Needle Dick

A long, slender penis with hardly any width.

Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!

by Sharon Butts November 7, 2009

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Someone Who wears a bullet shirt and has a dp with them getting hit in the head by someone else but they seem to lie and say its there hand but they are getting hit in the head

A neeks is also someone who drinks and is against marijuana and they dont smoke weed?

boy1. mad i am cool

Boy 2. Fuck you

Boy 3. Neeksinald

by Donteatthebacon April 8, 2009

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needham

1. A crappy town which, if the people were to be judged solely by the stores within, would be filled with fat, vain, extremely rich people. Hey, maybe sometimes you can judge a book by it's cover.
2. The armpit of New England
3. Commonly known as Weedham...for obvious reasons.
4. Home to the oldest rivalry in US history, having been rivals with neighbor Wellesly since its succession from Needham in the early 1700's.

Hey kid, where you from?

Needham

Oh crap, sorry about that. Here, gimme all your money, FATTY. NO WONDER YOU SUCK AT SPORTS!

by Sassy le Quatch June 19, 2006

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Needa

some dumb shit idiots say or text when they mean 'need to'

idiot #1-Hey dude, I needa get a new dildo to shove in my ass because my last one broke from over use, you wanna do with me?

idiot #2-Aight, I needa get a new sex doll as well.

idiot #1-Awesome, we can go together!

by dabuldr44 October 19, 2014

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