Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour

Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned

by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016

Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.

i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".

by Whonose!? April 10, 2024

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

Lemon Squeezing

The act of licking and playing with someone's testicles while they're urinating.

Ronnie really wants me to give her a lemon squeezing tonight. I hope she doesn't get any on my face.

I missed the toilet bowl a bit while my girlfriend was giving me a Lemon Squeezing

by DanksterMeme69 July 12, 2025

Lemon Water

Lemon Water refers to the greatest up and coming band out there. LISTEN TO THEM,
also the singer has a massive dong and the drummer aswell

peters is pretty big too i guess

I played Lemon Water in the car today and i loved it

isnt the singer and drummer so hot

i have never seen a dick so big

by Olliesgotabigschlong March 21, 2024

Lemon Taste in Women

A Lemon Taste in Women, or a Sour Taste in Women is when you have resentful or dissapointing taste in women.

People usually associate this taste with ugly, unpassionate, or just toxic women in general.

"I like women that stomp on me and treat me like shit."

"Bro, you got a lemon taste in women."

by Remanterm December 31, 2022

lemonic

lemonic is the best twitch streamer in existence.

lemonic is used as the best twitch streamer

by lemonic_is_cool August 23, 2021