wiki jumping

When reading an article on Wikipedia, you click a link within the article and jump to a related article. On said related article, you click yet another link to a different article.

Often the article you end up with is not at all related to the original--like playing the game Telephone. This continues until half of your night is wasted.

To spend time wiki jumping:
1: Read article about Anime. Article links to Otaku.
2: Read article about Otaku. Article links to Serial Killers.
3: Read article about Serial Killers. Article links to the UniBomber.
4. Read article about UniBomber. Article links to Iowa.
5. Read article about Iowa. Article links to Corn.
6. Rinse and repeat.

Anime != Corn

by 403forbidden November 20, 2010

Jumped the Shark

When a TV show has reached its peak and stops being any good.

X-Files totally jumped the shark when Mulder was abducted by aliens.

by VampyTara December 3, 2007

grenade jumper

We all are aware of the fat chick known as the grenade among many of her hot friends, and if no one hooks up with that girl none of us guys are going to score. So the grenade jumper is the unfortunate yet honorable member of a crew who risks his own health and self-respect in order to allow his friends to score buy "jumping" on the grenade.

We can take these girls home right now. Who's going to be the grenade jumper and take one for the team?

by Capt Stevo January 26, 2007

Jumping someone elses train

Copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in.

What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwards like John, just so he would like him. He is jumping John's train.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jumpfucking

During an orgy, the art of synchronized fornicating while jumping around on a trampoline bed.

Dude, I looked in the neighbors window last night and saw like 20 people jumpfucking all around on their trampoline bed.

by denwaps August 19, 2008

Take your jumper off

A quick, non offensive phrase defining the act of removing clothing from the top half of a women in order to gain sight of the breasts.

Nomis said to Clarke "take your jumper off", she did and the udders were in full view waiting for that special hand cranked man fat, "don't get it up my nose" she said.

by all_i_know April 2, 2009

jumping bad

Acting like a gangster, gangster wannabe

Shorty be jumping bad, acting like a thug.
Shorty likes to jump bad and act a gangster.

by TulsaHardman September 25, 2010