New Jersey

A state that wishes it could be better than New York.

New Jersey is the shit, not.

by ohmygawd December 7, 2007

jersey style

When you have intercourse with your friends mom on their bed, while at the same time your friend has sex with your mom on your own bed.

Dude 1: I did your mom last night
Dude 2: Was it Jersey Style?
Dude 1: Fuck yeah!

by AIAMOR July 31, 2006

New Jersey

it's supposed to smell that bad!

by Nate June 9, 2003

Jersey sunroof

A visor. (Baseball cap without a top)

(Usually at the beach or football tailgate) Nice rockin' the Jersey sunroof there buddy!

by chazillionaire December 29, 2007

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

jersey juice

jungle juice (various forms of hard liquor and kool aid) mixed with cough syrup.

She drank jersey juice than proceeded to take her shirt off and dance on a table.

by jerseyy February 22, 2010

Jorsty

pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts

Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...

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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now

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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...

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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!

by valvosky September 28, 2010