Ironic

When something u want or have is good and something weird happens haha

Wow how ironic, look he has brand new windshield wipers for smashed up windows

by Mnj85 July 29, 2021

IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.

Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro

by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024

Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright

Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

Iron

Iron hoof slang for poof

Good grief Jeffree Starr is such an iron

by The haggis Fister February 5, 2024

Curling iron

Adj used to label someone that is so gay they change others straight habits into curly habits similar to a curling iron curling hair straight hair

Wow this chick is a damn curling iron over here.

by Poelator February 16, 2018

Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should

NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic

by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 12, 2016