ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

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wan can dan

Scottish way of saying, “you get drunk off of one can/glass/bottle...etc” or “You’re a lightweight”. So, if you happen to be a ‘wan can dan’, prepare to be slagged off. lol. I actually happen to be one, so you’re not alone.

“Haha! You’ve only had one can of that dragon soop n yer awready oot yer nut. You’re a pure *wan can dan*.”

by okemma January 12, 2018

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Straight Out of the Can

In gaming or life, a person or group so bad at whatever that in utter frustration you either want to rage quit but instead type in public chat "You are straight out of the CAN". They then ask in anger "Whatcha' mean?!?!", and you say "The Trash Can". You know, like Oscar the Grouch.

You say to the randoms in this mission 'You Guys are "Straight out of the Can" . You suck!!!'

by FujiYugi May 25, 2018

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Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

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Goldfish in a Soup Can

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld

One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

by TheeGoldfishInASoupCan June 19, 2021

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