A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
Get the Pistachio Buttmug. by consolations December 21, 2013
Get the butt binmug. When you fart and the fart is hot enough to make your ass have a burning sensation. Also known as a hot fart. Usually a result of eating spicy and gassy foods.
I shouldn't have eaten those ghost pepper hot wings and beans. I've been pushing out butt burners all afternoon. My stomach feels a little better, but my sphincter is on fire!
by because_minitruck May 21, 2018
Get the Butt Burnermug. by AsSmAn761356 October 21, 2011
Get the Dunkie Buttmug. Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.
It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*
Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.
Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.
Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.
Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.
Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.
Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.
Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
by Vyrion November 2, 2009
Get the Butt Vulturemug. when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
by beckyboo April 7, 2014
Get the butt schmearmug. Another name for pilonidal cysts; a specific cyst located at the base of the spine in the small recess, dimple if you will. They are more common by 4 times in men than women, and most common in those with a sedentary lifestyle..
He was forced to play Halo on his stomach, his rear end fee from pressure, after his gamer's butt inflamed in 2004...
by violet spartan August 10, 2015
Get the Gamer's buttmug.