Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024

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hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-

uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 04, 2022

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aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

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