Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

chin hook

A game where you attempt to hook your chin on your partners ball sac. Also known as the Cock Eye due to the fact that you if you are successful you normal have a cock in your eye!

I chin hooked a girl and squirted her in the eye

by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020

Hook it With Some Hook iT

To hook a brotha up.

Lia,your so hot, Hook It.

First hook it with some mows, then hook it with some hook it!

by the young fresh guy September 28, 2008

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023

Hook Around Jib

The act of reaching around someone's body from behind them, and then preforming an Eagle Jib.

Guy 1- Shhhhh....
Guy 2- *Nods head*
Guy 3- Holy shit!!!!!
Teacher- ____ go outside!
Later....
Guy 2- Nice hook around jib!
Guy 1- Yeah, I know right!

by |2and0mNPC June 20, 2011