holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil

Person: Holy shit on an altar! were saved!

by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

holy grand slam

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot

I had a holy grand slam earlier!

by laketheminifig November 19, 2022

HOLY FAX MACHINE!

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k

“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Holy Dick Slap

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020

holy trinity of sluts

The Holy Trinity of Sluts is a religious group containing the Hooker, Prostitute and the Holy Stripper. In this religion followers are free to express full sexual freedom and be as slutty as humanly possible

In the name of the Hooker, Prostitute and the Holy Stripper *make it rain*
If you need money in a tick, just suck a dick
Dude: Hey man, what religion are you?
Me: the Holy Trinity of Sluts, boi

by suck_my_nuts February 7, 2017