Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog

by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021

Hog riding

When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".

- "Emil's mom was Hog riding me the other night"
- "That's so smash bro"

by Cornelius feet pics October 7, 2024

Driving the Hog

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.

Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!

by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024

SLOBBER HOG

A nasty disgusting pig of a person

Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.

by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."

by frosty pete January 3, 2025

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025