junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

crotch hockey

sex, it literally means sex

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure

by phennotven January 17, 2023

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

dude hicky

getting a hicky from a dude

dude hicky

by mr man the science man August 17, 2023

ponnie hicker

Ponnie Hicker, a way to describe a person who is mentally challenged or has difficulty reading the SSD dictionary.

Gosh darn, you stupid ponnie hicker!

by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024

finger hockey

Fast fingering a female

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.

by gman75 July 29, 2024

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023