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Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.
by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019
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Girlfriend

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude
by Sad Sac November 15, 2020
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Chat girlfriend

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly
by Loganw08 August 19, 2021
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Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
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When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
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happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
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Anime Girlfriend

If you think about having an Anime Girlfriend, jump off a cliff and freaking die you millennial
by Itsyeshua December 21, 2023
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