When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.
by Tom Diddler February 22, 2009
Get the French Hornmug. When a man is making eggs in the morning for his lady while she is giving him head. He cums on the eggs and serves them to her with a little salt and pepper. She eats them joyfully.
by Big Arms January 13, 2008
Get the French Breakfastmug. in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!
‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
by coolamericanboy May 5, 2009
Get the French Rodeomug. by lawlorff May 28, 2015
Get the French ticklermug. The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.
by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006
Get the French Hornmug. by adiosamigo March 12, 2011
Get the Bloody Frenchmug. by FinnoW November 2, 2010
Get the french fanciesmug.