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François

In France and other French-speaking nations, François is a popular name.
People with the first name François tend to be attractive, clever, creative, and brilliant. They are also exceptionally persuasive and charming when they want to be. François-named individuals, however, are excellent liars and frequently not who they seem to be.
Sarah: If I had a son, I would like to name him; François.
Irene: I wouldn't be so sure, I dated a guy called François and he cheated on me eleven times.
by Cheryl Leonard Wood April 18, 2023
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Francis

Francis from Left 4 Dead, good thing that he's indestructible
Guy 1: "Yo let me be Francis"

Guy 2: "Fine I'll be Bill, I'm not being Zoey"
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Francisco

My friend is a Francisco.”
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Francitis

Imaginary Illness for when someone skips school because they want to avoid french.
Teacher: Hey where is John?
Student: He got a very bad case of francitis
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Francis

“Yo, Francis has a small dick
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Francis Fur

When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.

Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.

Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:

“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”

“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”

“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
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Franch

Squirting ranch into your rectum and then shitting it out spelling your lovers name during intercourse
My wife loves it when I Franch during sex
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