spock block

Any person, action or situation that prevents one from watching Star Trek (applies to the original series).

Last night, the Yankee game ran late and Spock blocked me again.

by bafervaf September 9, 2010

seller's block

Not being able to sell something; product, item, service, etc. for a long period of time. (Can be retail sales or personal ad sales)

(Similar to a writer's block, but in relation to sales.)

I haven't been able to sell my iPod on Craigslist for 1 month now! I must be having a seller's block.

by Cloaked September 17, 2010

tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY June 12, 2011

Flubber Block

When the girl is SO fat, the guy cant find the hole because her FLUBBER BLOCKS it.

Carly has a really big flubber block.

by Tanisha Dockhorn August 5, 2008

Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008

karma block

A redditor who has not been successful with his last posts and seeks to downvote every possible upload. They:
-Point out reposts
-Correct Grammar
-Downvote a user's past uploads

I started out strong on reddit with a solid 30 upvotes on my post, but that karma block pointed out that it was a repost :/.

by cornycobb94 March 23, 2013