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National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.

Fuck Your Couch 

To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
Fuck Your Couch by D Nuutz October 12, 2004

Fuck Your Canoe 

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.
Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!
Fuck Your Canoe by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.
I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!
Go fuck yourself ! by USAF Cadet October 3, 2021