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Collin Emily and Laura

Three increadibly flawless individuals that like to have amazing phone conversations.
Collin Emily and Laura typical convo.

Laura:Hey sexy love
Collin:Your fucking retarted
Emily pisses herself due to laughter
by collin m4321465 July 27, 2009
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[bridget and emily.]

people who go through life enchanting men and breaking hearts. they are all around loons and will be remembered by many people for setting the world on fire and having intense sexual cravings. this person has a effortless look andthey escape the cluthes of there terrifying family and are easily friends with everyone. they create choas and uproar whenever they go and will always leave good wishes.
person 1: im so jealous of her she has everything!
person 2; I KNOW. she is such a bridget and emily.
by emma Paulson January 1, 2009
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Emily Osment

One of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.You will literally explode if you listen to her music.Her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.
OMG! you sound like Emily Osment *Explodes*
by Rhianna Jonasss June 12, 2008
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Emily

A chick-fil-a employee who is extremely filled with emotions. Very sensitive. Will not hesitate to call you a bitch. She will tell you exactly how she feels about you at any given moment, but she doesn't do it to hurt your feelings, it's just how she feels.
Person one: "Oh hey Emily"

Emily: "oh hey.. i need to tell you something.. its just how i feel: YOU'RE A BITCH."
by hellokitty69BIRTHDAYSEX September 12, 2010
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Emily

Pretty but a show-off
Girl who denies her perfections to encourage others to compliment; self-absorbed
Take's selfies consistently, knowing she's beautiful yet loves to be complimented; acts inncocent
Can be a gossiper and act innocent whilst is the jealous type
*someone puts up a pretty selfie*
"AW! you look sah hawt!"
*pscchhh, yeah right.. your way gorg!*
''argh! you act just like emily!"
by BuDDy1849 August 28, 2012
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Emily

Emily is a wild creature which inhabits small woods searching around from small male hob goblins. Shes a weird soul which has several curls from her balding head. When she finds a hob goblin of her choice, she possess the victim for several days. The victim of an emily will experience several body marks, stamina drained, loss of hair, hairy feet, bite marks and bleeding for different orifices.

After possession victims will feel love for emily and feel the need to be around her consentatly. However emily has gained what she wants from the victim, and reject the victims feelings. The victim will feel a sense of hopelessness and eventually die from a broken heart. Thus emily will absorb the victims soul and move on to her next victim.

BEWARE EMILYS ARE KNOWN TO EXIST AROUND THE BRADFORD AREA.
'oh now he's been emily'ed!'

'im sure hope emily doesnt turn up'

'WHO HASNT HAD AN EMILY?'
by iamdabombfrance December 8, 2012
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Emily

Kind of ugly but an overall nice person and usually likes to wear jeans and doesn't know if she is a tomboy or not
Emily: Am I a tomboy or a girly girly?
Everyone: a girly girl
by johnjohnjohnjohn6969 February 22, 2015
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