When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018
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To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.
Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?
We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?
by blake dremmel October 6, 2008
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Get the A hotdog dick mug.A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
by DeafMilk November 30, 2019
Get the mathematical dick mug.When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
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by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
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I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
by funkngonuts January 14, 2019
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