The day where The best people are born and if your names Alyssa you should be slapped on this day everyone hates her
by Ifuckedyomom69420 December 05, 2019
by Santasnaugtylist December 11, 2021
Your whole identity is linked with this date. It is close enough to Christmas that most people will only get you one present, but far enough away that they'll feel bad about it. That's your life in a cheery chestnut nutshell. You feel constantly awkward, just like this date, because it is mid December, and yet somehow still considered Fall.
Man, my coworker is totally a december 10th. They got invited to a party and just hummed to themselves the entire time, stammered something, and left halfway through. Weird.
by MTFBWY October 19, 2019
International Heartbreak day! The day with the most heartbreak out of the entire year! Worst day of the year!
Girl one: Hey, why is Bri sad today?
Girl two: Because Bri got her heart broken today. Girl, dont you know what day it is?
Girl One: Its December 14th...
Girl two: Exactly! Its international heartbreak day!
Girl two: Because Bri got her heart broken today. Girl, dont you know what day it is?
Girl One: Its December 14th...
Girl two: Exactly! Its international heartbreak day!
by Chillmemes15 October 17, 2019
girl: watch out imma slap you
boy:but why?
girl: because december 22 is national slap a boy in the face day duhh
boy:but why?
girl: because december 22 is national slap a boy in the face day duhh
by peanutbuttercookies almost2020 December 22, 2019
A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.
by Girl in the green scarf. March 03, 2009
The point in December when you decide whether or not you're keeping your facial hair from No Shave November.
Jeff hadn't shaved for all of November and had grown a nice beard, so he spent some time in Decision december and decided whether or not he'd keep is new facial companion
by UAGDWOOF November 20, 2010