Your whole identity is linked with this date. It is close enough to Christmas that most people will only get you one present, but far enough away that they'll feel bad about it. That's your life in a cheery chestnut nutshell. You feel constantly awkward, just like this date, because it is mid December, and yet somehow still considered Fall.
Man, my coworker is totally a december 10th. They got invited to a party and just hummed to themselves the entire time, stammered something, and left halfway through. Weird.
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boy:but why?
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Jeff hadn't shaved for all of November and had grown a nice beard, so he spent some time in Decision december and decided whether or not he'd keep is new facial companion
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Her: hey do u know what day it is
Him: um December 14?
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Him: um December 14?
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Him: you thinking what I’m thinking?
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