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cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.
1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
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Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED
James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.
by 5stxrs December 3, 2023
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Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025
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cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!
by MSM Kids December 25, 2013
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Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.
Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.
by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021
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joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake
by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017
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cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return
“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked
by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024
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