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Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020
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cap full of tens

Woah! She's a cap full of tens!
by ashengaming August 2, 2021
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Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.
Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*
by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018
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Pen Cap Effect

Pen Cap Effect - When a male of the human species has an erection while laying down and tries to roll over from ones back to his stomach and is stopped by ones erection either way he rolls thus resembles the way of a "Pen Cap" would roll being stopped by the part of the pen cap in which you use to hold your pen to a sheet of paper or the pocket of your shirt.
Jon: Man I couldn't get comfy last night.

Kylie: Why not?

Jon: Well I wanted to lay on my stomach but every time I tried to roll over I would get the Pen Cap Effect and would be afraid it would break or something.

Kylie: Oh dear...
by Kornaxx19 October 14, 2012
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Caps Lock Match

A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.
Caps Lock Match

Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!
by Ashegan McDonald March 22, 2009
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I smell cap

When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do
For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him
by capsmellersupreme November 8, 2018
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getting capped off

the art of recieving oral pleasure.
usually when a man recieves from a woman.
John is trying to get capped off by Cindy.
by Willy B January 2, 2005
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