ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen

Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

making a can of tuna

Lesbians scissoring — packaging their fish together.

Just saw a video of these two girls making a can of tuna

by Busymcnugget June 3, 2022

Can from tdk

Can from tdk is a friendly mod who has given away more than you. He enjoys gambling in #staff-dank-memer & giving away millions hourly. Can from tdk is polite lurker who mods well.

Shadow Empress: Look it's Can from tdk, our real highest donator.

by Shadow Empress October 21, 2020

I can breef.

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."

Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."

by Donde Esta June 6, 2021

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013

a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022