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Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
by AnctRome November 25, 2020
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Covid rat

A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.
The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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covid

Crud. It is crud.
by Emerald Star November 27, 2020
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Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
by MathPlus November 28, 2020
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Covid stew

A term for seeing a large amount of people rejecting quarantine rules in a centralized location while being entertained.
Lol. Pool party during covid? Whole pool is Covid Stew.

The club was packed. Elbow to elbow. It was like a pot of Covid stew in there. Just all hot and savory. Being served proper.
by THCannoissuer December 26, 2020
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Covid Cut

A way of sharing a joint. Filters are placed at both ends of a cigarette roller and weed is placed between them. After the joint is rolled, it is cut into half to make two mini joints called a "Covini"
Hey man I don't pass joints around anymore. I just use a covid cut to make two covinis to pass out to friends.
by maninvan December 27, 2020
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Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.
With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?
by Covido January 1, 2021
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