Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".

Cook jesse, cook my nigga!

by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024

Cooking with Ronnie

The best cooking show on Snapchat

10/10 cooking with Ronnie is the best show

by Papa69 June 20, 2017

Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".

I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.

by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024