ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Umut Ege Can

A very handsome boy with charismatic manners. If you see this sexy beast then you already know you're in for a wild night. Male and Female.

I had such a great time with Umut Ege Can last night.

by Umut Ege Can June 24, 2023

two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 May 24, 2016

Can from tdk

Can from tdk is a friendly mod who has given away more than you. He enjoys gambling in #staff-dank-memer & giving away millions hourly. Can from tdk is polite lurker who mods well.

Shadow Empress: Look it's Can from tdk, our real highest donator.

by Shadow Empress October 21, 2020

detroit trash can

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.

I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.

by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013

I can breef.

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."

Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."

by Donde Esta June 6, 2021

TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021