ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Can from tdk

Can from tdk is a friendly mod who has given away more than you. He enjoys gambling in #staff-dank-memer & giving away millions hourly. Can from tdk is polite lurker who mods well.

Shadow Empress: Look it's Can from tdk, our real highest donator.

by Shadow Empress October 21, 2020

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013

I can breef.

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."

Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."

by Donde Esta June 6, 2021

colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋

here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉

by Blue2blue1 July 2, 2021

Because I Can!!

I say it... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!

BFF:Why did you do that? Me:BECAUSE I CAN!!!

by TheYesLane124 March 25, 2022

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014