short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

Short-Bus Renegade

a retarded guy....oor girl. funniest when running. even funnier running from dogs

Look at that Short-Bus Renegade run.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

the bus driver

A man that jerks off two men at the same time simulating a big steering wheel

Michael drove the bus driver for bozy and Timbo until they reached their destination

by Your new son October 28, 2017

drive the bus

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy style position, the male presses his thumb against the girls butt hole. His hand and fingers should be spread across and grabbing her booty kind of like you would grab a steering wheel in a vehicle. Inserting the thumb is known as honking her horn as she will most likely yell upon insertion.

Dick and Jane were going at it doggy style when Dick decided to drive the bus to see how far she would let him go.

by GI75 December 11, 2008

G-Bus

The short bus that Christian fundies ride to school and church; usually driven by a Jebus wannabe.

Hahaha, did you see that je-tard get off the G-bus?!

by ben_on_the_A-train November 9, 2006

Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood October 20, 2008

painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008