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short bus 

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.
Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.
short bus by Shawn E. April 15, 2003
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bush bussy bussin Buster busted bust bust down bust a nut Bus busta

Short-Bus Renegade 

a retarded guy....oor girl. funniest when running. even funnier running from dogs

the bus driver 

A man that jerks off two men at the same time simulating a big steering wheel
Michael drove the bus driver for bozy and Timbo until they reached their destination
the bus driver by Your new son October 28, 2017

drive the bus 

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy style position, the male presses his thumb against the girls butt hole. His hand and fingers should be spread across and grabbing her booty kind of like you would grab a steering wheel in a vehicle. Inserting the thumb is known as honking her horn as she will most likely yell upon insertion.
Dick and Jane were going at it doggy style when Dick decided to drive the bus to see how far she would let him go.
drive the bus by GI75 December 11, 2008
The short bus that Christian fundies ride to school and church; usually driven by a Jebus wannabe.
Hahaha, did you see that je-tard get off the G-bus?!
G-Bus by ben_on_the_A-train November 9, 2006

Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers
"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife