Bony Board

A dick.

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.

by Bony Board July 12, 2015

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

italian boned

When you get shagged by an itlaian

Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned

by Mummybanger003 February 15, 2017

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018