bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 10, 2020

Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.

Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.

My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!

by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

cloud bake

To prevent the exit of any smoke from one room or vehicle when smoking marijuana. Causes the room or vehicle to become filled with smoke.

We rolled up all the windows in the car to cloud bake it.

by Chillz147 April 15, 2017

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017