Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.

"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC

by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016

Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

ass baking

The act of baking ass.

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"

by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009