Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Rafe Adler

Rafe is a strange lil dude, he rich or something idk. Even tho he got racks, he still doing so much for more racks. Honestly a vibe tho, Uncharted 4 went hard.

“Yo why is Rafe Adler so rich?”
“Idk man, don’t ask me ask Nathan Drake.”

by EchX E33oR August 2, 2025

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

izzy and alberto

a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship

izzy and alberto are the best couple!! #couplegoals

by soap 🤯🍷🚨🍷🚨🤞🏻🍷🚨 May 2, 2021

the_duck_albert

The_duck_albert is an nice tall person who cares about people but when you ask him a question he’ll give you the truth and what he thinks really nice guy AND HE IS REALLY FUNNY ISTG/pos

the_duck_albert?

by Mars? April 5, 2022

the mckenna alderman

(v.) when a female strips her pants off (while lights are on) as she crawls into bed with her drunken pray

best friend #1: damn i just pulled the mckenna alderman

best friend #2: no way! what did he do?!
best friend #1: he said “damn ok then” and took his off too

by anonymous April 10, 2023

elizabeth mf alderman

elizabeth mf alderman is one of the best people you could ever meet. she is a tough one to crack, and can sometimes be difficult to understand, but she is one of the most pure hearted souls i have ever come in contact with. i am so grateful to have met her, and im so glad to have formed a close bond with her. if you ever come in contact with elizabeth mf alderman, be grateful because shes a 1 in 8 billion, a 20 out of 10. what i’m saying is she’s perfect. (she also doesnt like cheesy stuff so i pray for myself for the day she see’s this😭🤭) i love you sm princess🤍

person 1: “look, its elizabeth mf alderman”

person 2: “woah.. she’s fking beautiful..”

by youalrdyknowwhoitiss July 31, 2024