A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
by potaytoes February 4, 2017
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Get the Fluttering Asshole mug.When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
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Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
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Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.
Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.
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Get the asshole it up mug.Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
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