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The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
by bunterr August 14, 2018
mugGet the The Asshole Gagglemug.

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015
mugGet the protein assholemug.

Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.
Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!
by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.
Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
mugGet the Reverse Assholemug.

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
mugGet the Asshole Peanutsmug.

narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.
“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”
by Zig zags April 23, 2018
mugGet the narcastic assholemug.

Living Asshole

The worst teacher in a certain subject at school.
Yo dude Mrs. Denny is the living asshole of the Spanish department.
by OG Hamslammer November 4, 2010
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