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firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole
by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016
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stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.
by potaytoes February 4, 2017
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Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.
Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!
by TrekinMad October 17, 2019
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asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
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asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole
1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up
by Hashkey February 29, 2012
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Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.
Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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