Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

Old goose

A girl named Tiffany who used to do acrylics then stopped to go to school.

The old goose Tiffany

by Ahchoomah May 28, 2022

Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long

by Gooseslammer January 26, 2025

Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex on a dick

Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night

by Gooseslammer January 26, 2025

Overlord Goose

Mad lad that gets hella pussy but is really insecure and cant handle being alone

Friend: you are such an overlord goose
Me: oh :(

by Guwuse April 11, 2020

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by April 27, 2023

Goosing

To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.

"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."

by Martiniman31 September 16, 2022