Shit Cock City

A city native to Wyoming. A small inbred town that has a religious cult following even dumber than FSM known as "CockRammingGoblins" where there is no such thing as bathing and everyone and their mother (no pun intended) has anal sex...there for having a shitty cock...thus making a city full of shitcocks.

Jimmy Bob: "Hey man...you wanna be my friend?"

Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"

by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

by Dick Mc. March 8, 2011

thumb on mushroom shit

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis

Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!

by HeadLampBoys January 4, 2010

shit ass handicapp

a description of one who is slowed, either physically or mentally, given by an individual similarly situated.

As I fumed over the individual who'd parked across two spaces, Forrest clamored, "Shit ass handicapp think he got two cars!"

by Icky Dicky June 16, 2008

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

Cringiest shit ever

Salma's first ever tik-tok

Salma " I was trying to say no to drugs but peer pressure made me say yes , therefore the cringiest shit ever happened"

by Justanotherbusyhoe November 11, 2019

Shit Ma Bit

To be scared or suddenly shocked

"Hey , do you want to go on the roller coaster?"
"No man, I nearly shit ma bit last time."

by MisterEssHolden March 9, 2009