hot privilege

The special privilege very attractive people get when they say or do, something very stupid and are not criticized for it. Such as the hot office tramp saying that "We need to try to save energy because of climate change" while cranking the thermostat way up because of her short skirt and low cut blouse. Or when the office stud muffin looks right down a female co-workers blouse while talking and she just smiles when she would sue all you ugly guys for sexual harassment if you did it!

"Why is it so hot in here today?", asked George.
"Jennifer turned the heat up because she's wearing that little black dress we love." Replied Ted.
"Oh OK. She has the hot privilege whenever she dresses like that".
(and yes women do it for men too)
"Did you hear George got fired for sexual harassment because he tried acting like Ted?"
"Ha! That guy does not have the hot privilege Ted has!", said Fred while wiping the sweat off his forehead.

(note; all characters here are fictional so don't sue me)

by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020

hot mom

nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)

damn I love hot moms

by landin porson March 9, 2020

hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.

by yourgod December 28, 2005

shit hot

when something is so damn cool that there is no other way to describe it

Did you see his brand new porsche it was shit hot!

by myglocksick October 6, 2008

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Hot Haddad

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.

George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.

by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011

Hot Wendy

A lewd act similar to a hot carl. Whereas a hot carl involves shitting in someone's mouth and taping it shut, a hot wendy substitutes a used tampon for the fecal matter.

I totally gave Howe a Hot Wendy.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005