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Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!
by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010
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Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.
by .xx xx. January 12, 2016
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Sudoku Wank

One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.
See above (Sudoku Wank)
by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009
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Pause-And-Wank

1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"
by RedHorse April 10, 2008
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vagina wank

where a mans penis is physically wanked off by putting it through one side of teh fanny lips, into the other end, its is required for the penis to never be inserted into joe langton
yo this bitch didnt want to hav sex yet so i just vagina wanked her.
by nffcboy05 December 19, 2009
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wank pit

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"
by The Rellie November 7, 2007
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Pit Wank

No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!
by JPo74400 June 24, 2011
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