Twitter

real hell-hole

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead

by CyberNutz December 10, 2021

Twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored

Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"

by Idekidc May 19, 2021

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020

Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.

I want you to tickle my twitter

by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020