If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

by charlo June 10, 2014

Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"

Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle

by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016

The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.

Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?

by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009

Southie Turtle

a defensive action taken by a combatant who is being kicked and beaten by a gang of hoodlums, a crawling fetal position, crawling on your knees and elbows with tucked head being protected by arms and hands. Named after the neighborhood of South Boston (Southie), MA, whose youth gangs were known for being street toughs and trouble makers. In street fights, they would set upon their foes in numbers, booting & stomping them as they tried to crawl to safety.

Outnumbered five to one as soon as the fight broke out, Hubert covered up in a Southie Turtle to minimize damage to his face and private areas.

by White_Boy_Awesome September 13, 2010

stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010

wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.

I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!

by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014

Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.

by Big Grinder June 28, 2019