Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021

tool

a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.

The tool streamlined the development process, automating repetitive tasks.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

tool

drive or ride in a casual or leisurely manner.

"tooling around town in a pink Rolls-Royce"

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010

Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.

"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".

by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023