chai-jack

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.

"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"

by Songstress May 20, 2008

Jack Vale

Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.

Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.

by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017

head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.

when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.

by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008

Jiggity Jack

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.

Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.

by Kikas23 May 23, 2008

fantasy jack

To masturbate (jack off) while fantasizing about doing it with a specific person.

Yeah... actually I have fantasy jacked her a couple times...

by so pro January 16, 2011

jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them

" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"

by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012

jack gleeson

Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.

Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!

by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017