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Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.
Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.
by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023
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Twitter

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.
"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"
by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020
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twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter
some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs
by Red Penguin June 17, 2024
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twitter

twitter is literally an overreaction.
by lilyivyemerald August 22, 2021
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Twitter

If Twitter is insane then it lends some credibility to my whole "Schizophrenic horde" thing doesn't it? See how that works do you?
Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021
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Twitter Influencers

A twitter user with more than 10k followers, who shares content (mostly funny or sexual) to stare up opinions of their followers.
Twitter Influencers are stealing and recycling tweets.

A twitter influencer once told me my tweets aren’t sexual enough to appeal to the timeline.
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