Italian Taco

When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.

Herbert Finkle was incredibly pleased after he performed his first Italian Taco.

by pussy cruncher August 15, 2011

Taco Bell

A fast food restaurant that serves "Mexican" food.
Although it's food is not the greatest, none of it contains animal waste and the rice is not made with milk. I know this, because I've worked there.
If you eat this shit, even once, you are a moron, but the beef is beef, the chicken is chicken, etc..

Let's go get some Taco Bell so I can shoot liquid fire out of my asshole in 2 hours.

by Brothamandingo September 1, 2005

Beef in Taco

1. Dig this Beef=Penis, Taco=Vagina, put 2+2 together and 4=sexual intercourse

Yo cunt can i put my penis in your vagina

Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco

Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse

by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008

Taco-nigger

Someone who is half spanish, half black

Chris you fucking taco-nigger

by Fagitas January 12, 2007

Taco Pie

When you put flour on a mexican woman's vagina then have sex with her until the flour becomes crusty. Then you get a fork and eat the contents. Optional toppings include but are not limited to: guacamole, sour cream, red hot, salsa, peppers, onions, and of course lube!!!

Last night i got the urge late night for some Taco Pie. So i went down to the local mexicali bar and picked me up a mexicunt as she was the last ingediant that i needed. Needless to say i ate well last night!!!

by mcputter30 April 17, 2010

Dutch Taco

noun: the intentional or unintentional release of intestinal gas while on the receiving end of cunnilingus.

"My boyfriend went down on me last night, and I was so into it that I couldn't control myself and accidentally gave him a Dutch Taco."

by Leevon & Waxdart August 4, 2011

Taco Bag

This is when a broad pulls down her pants and panties (if she's wearing any) and places the lips of her vagina on someone else's face or food or anything really as a joke or for revenge. It's the female version of what dudes do when they "tea-bag" something. Not reccomended when it's "that time of the month" unless the person really deserves it. Taco bagging does not work on guys or other broads that want to fuck you because then they'd enjoy it and that would defeat the purpose.

1. I can't believe that bitch! I am so going to taco bag her face when she falls asleep.

2. My mouth is salty from when Sally taco bagged me after I spit in her face.

3. She is so drunk!!! Let's take turns taco bagging her!

by Alexisr07 May 29, 2009