Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022

Bump

To fight

We can bump right now

by Aayla T May 3, 2018

Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.

"I love you poodle bumps".

by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

bumpy bump

The act of snorting cocaine off a herpes bump.

That hoe Heather let me do a bumpy bump off her pussy.

by Beyonddisturbed420 March 31, 2020

chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.

Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!

by liam. May 13, 2022